July 2012
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Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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Womens Volleyball London 2012
Girl on Team USA is named Destiny Hooker.
I feel awful but that just cracks me up. Destiny. Hooker. Really? How did her parents not see that.
In other news, she kicks ass. You go girl!
Some nights I call it a draw.: Great Britain: The... →
still-counts:
the Shire
and then Mordor rises out of the ground
but we’ll say it’s Victorian England
and forge a huge ring
and waterfalls of fire
Shakespeare
Yellow Submarine
Titanic?
James Bond
the Queen
helicopter
parachute
JK Rowling
and Peter Pan
and NHS
with light-up beds
and Voldemort
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Not gonna lie
I’m sad that David Tennant/ Dr. Who did not light the olympic torch.
Not gonna lie
The group of kids who did light the torch 110% reminded me of the Careers from the Hunger Games.
Not sure what to make of that.
fuckeli:
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
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I will always find you.
– Prince Charming, Once Upon a Time
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Once Upon a Time returns Sept. 30
OH YEA!
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How did I not realize until right now
That Thor is Kirk’s father in the 2009 Star Trek.
Found that out today and I was like
Best discovery ever.
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
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Oh America
Watching the news. Reporters talking about the Colorado shooting at the batman premiere. They switch almost instantly to some gossip piece about how Kristie Allie apparently lied about how she lost her weight, cutting off the end of the shooting update.
Why did they cut the Colorado news off?
Because Kristie Allie’s potential lawsuit was considered “breaking news.”
Good job...
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Caught up on Leverage
…now I have to WAIT for episodes…
goddammit..
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